My school is currently being flooded
They had to move everyone out of the dorm because the river next to it was flooding. This is the dorm right before they opened the dam
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.