I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Vodka Bukkake
she was trashed and we had alot of handles
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What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
