Disgustingly tan is the new pale.
To counteract the tan he has an IV full of suntan lotion pumped straight into his heart 24/7.
"I found this in the middle of the road and couldn't stop laughing." Knit?
The beer bong has reached new depths.
If only the cast of the Jersey Shore were there and not at the VMAs.
"I trusted a friend to give me a sun tan jersey saying Dempsey with the number 8."