Red lights shouldn't apply to the Batmobile, or any car with a turbo jet engine for that matter.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"You're a wizard, hairy."