I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
time to f*ck
helped move a TV and saw this on the wall...had to get a picture of it
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Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
