Darling it's better down where it's wetter

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, think it.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith