But, what if I forgot my ape?

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve