I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Suggestion from Christopher Walken
This was actually submitted to our quality control supervisor. Strangely enough, there really was a Christopher Walken on the payroll.
What She's Really Dreaming About
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.