He's hoping for the puke fairy to bring him $5.
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I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Cute Girl With Armpit Shark Tattoo
I don't blame her. I blame her brain.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
