Virgin Mary Turtle

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe