This year's theme is "Quash the Rebellion."
It's a penisninusla
And people live on it. It's like the ending of the head lice Southpark episode... but with people instead of lice and a penis instead of a vagina. It's pretty much the same thing.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.