"How convenient, I'm hung like a horse."--Guy Who's Too Lame to Get Any from a Horse Girl
Usually you need a movie to tell how well a girl is dancing.
How to make a girl immediately regret going down on you.
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If you get these, you've spent far too much time on the internet to pass.
A few drinks and you want to see girls making out, too many drinks and you won't notice.