Even heaven has a New Jersey.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're the two most popular girls in school.

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."