Where do gays go when they're sick?

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.