Picture "I got a free computer but had no case. I also had a 24 pack of Bug Light bottles that had no beer left."
Picture "I got into a bar fight and broke my wrist on some kids face, couldn't open bottles any more. Making the best of a bad situation."
Picture "Ha- after God knows how much beer and 3 bottles of hot sauce. The joys of fraternity hazing- except it was voluntary." RIGHT.