I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Message to the Recruits
Our school houses New York State Park Police Recruits for training for about 6 months while school is in session. Every day they wake up early, are loud with their marching and form rediculous lines at lunch and dinner. Not to mention when they come stude
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Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
