I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Reporter Has Her Mic Flag Upside Down
This reporter for the Texans is hot but she may somebody needs to tell her that the mic flag is upside down.
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How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
