Sue is such a slut

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor