Picture "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it. Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome."
Picture An amazing Halloween costume, and yet if he showed it to his mother she probably wouldn't understand. Parents are weird.
Picture "This is the newest addition to our living room. One of our roomates stole it from his work." Awesome.