and a third

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321