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Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
