Something's wrong with this Mr. T costume, I just can't put my finger on it..
Don't worry, he's still peeing. It's just tiring standing up when you're that drunk.
Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't …
The only person that could look okay driving that car is Mr. T, and you sir are no Mr. T.
He's "Grindin'" his way to the nomination.
I don' t know about you, but I've been waiting forever for a Simpsons/Bones crossover.