"How many MPW's does that Prius get?" - 54 miles per Whopper Jr.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere