If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
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Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
