Perhaps he was lying as well as trying to start forest fires?

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve