Hulk Cock.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.