I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Moo Moo Buck-a-roo
bottle of whiskey, jager, and fireworks add to being sweaty and fighting with a trashcan. "I don't like this, I DON'T LIKE THIS!!!!"
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Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
