Here's a tip for smashing beer cans - open and drink them first.
Eye for an eye, boob for a crotch.
"Being interviewed on Fox News and still goes for the boob glance. Bold."
One nation, under boob, with liberty and justice for all.
This is my rifle, this is my cat. This is for fighting, this is for making internet videos.
Just be on the lookout for smashing asteroids.