I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
"We are going to the truth tent. Got the cigarettes?"
We were at warped tour and we walked by the truth tent and people were outside smoking cigs
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.