Leave him alone, he just really needed money for beer and glamour shots

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts