My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Nice use of a magnet....
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
