instant tan be gone

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere