Impotent Cigarette

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive