Beer pong pong.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal