I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
But what about salmonella?
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Leave that thing a-Lohan.
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Fixed it!
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Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
