As long as they're safe and buckled in, I don't care what happens to the rest of us.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.

Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.