I Sorry Your Machice Broked

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps