But did you ever think WHY we eat carrots?
What about ass-babies? Did you ever stop to consider that?
And what makes you think it was your ex-boyfriend who did this?
What? It's a beaver mouth. See, there's his nose and teeth. What did you think it was?
"Why do you guys have to burst in here like that? I was about to score some ass."
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.