This shit is bananas.
She didn't chose the thug life, the thug life adopted her from a shelter.
I didn't compute the thug life, the thug life computed me.
It's never too early to be a thug
Where's Tommy? WHERE'S TOMMY?!
His favorite songs are "Hit 'Em Up" and the "Rollin', Rollin', Rollin'" song they used to use in commercials.