My girlfriend and I were watching movies when I started to get a bit frisky, grabbing at her lady parts. "Not so fast," she said, "you need to grind first." Confused, I told her that dry humping hurts me. "No I mean grind for experience points, you need to romance me a bit before you get access to those levels." I nearly fell off the couch... Read More »
In a way, Jesus' whole life was a toga party.
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Note To Exterminator
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
