Someone didn't quite get it at Sturgis

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.