Matilda World Most Famous Astrological Bitch

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps