Works of Balzak: The Magic Skin

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere