"I was snowboarding through some trees and smacked my hand off a tree...."

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith