NES Guitar Hero

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal