Guidos Pizza

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274