Does it have to be in that order?

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve