Picture New rule: when a shirt needs to be that big, it shouldn't come in a horizontal stripe design option.
Picture "A pool hookah. I don't know what they were smoking out of it, but they had like 10 of them in the pool this is the only picture that turned up."
Picture "What do you do when you spend 500 dollars on a pool from Wal-mart? Return it in 89 days for a full refund."