Worst Goggle Burn Ever
Went boarding two winters ago, just wore goggles. It was obviously really sunny that day, and I neglected to wear sunscreen. Huge mistake. I got so burned that my face blistered, and my face swelled up to twice its normal size. I didn't leave my dorm for
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.