Crime doesn't pay (for access to unsecure wireless networks)
When you're engaged it's not sex, it's making love.
Cartoon Network's cryptic ad campaign. Have you seen it in your town yet?
But then what's in the bag man?!
Gambling while in class. Who doesn't think that wireless Internet is the greatest invention ever?
Who says you can;t take advantage of free wireless just because you don't have a laptop?